The Best for your Butt.

The Best for your Butt.

Whether at the beach, park, backyard or anywhere outside, there is no better receptacle for your hiney than a good hammock. Most portable hammocks are a bit too portable and make your butt sweat. Not ours though, we got plenty of room for you and yours and snacks too.

Why it’s better

  • Extra Wiggle Room

    Removable spreader bar gives you a bit more room to breath with the flexibility to move around.

  • Float on the Breeze

    We add springs to give your hammock more float, like a butterfly on psychedelics.

  • Room for Snacks

    We hate a bag that is impossible to shove something back into, so we made one big enough for extra goodies.

What we’re up to lately

Read a book, take a nap, canoodle!

Read a book, take a nap, canoodle!

What people are saying.

  • "You will not be getting a comment from us."

    - GQ

  • "You better not be working in your hammock again."

    - Your boss

  • "Without this hammock, I would never have met my wife."

    - Your dad

  • "Quit messing around with these hammocks and get a real job."

    - My dad